Feb 27 2009
Long Staying Guests
During the recent sales trip a couple of weeks ago on the west coast I squeezed in 15 minutes to visit my former hotel in Southern California. The area is celebrated for the multi-million dollar mansions overlooking the Pacific, various pristine beaches and harbors paraded by 30-ft yachts. Needless to say, our guests were the rich and famous from both the west and the east coasts. Sadly, our hotel was not on the beach and ocean view was only available from 10th floor and above.
There were plenty of guests who couldn’t care less about the ocean view or the lack of it. We had at least five long-staying guests in house permanently. One guest occupied two suites on the top floor: one suite was converted entirely into a giant closet for his clothes. Another couple stayed at our hotel for nearly five months while waiting for their mansion to be completed. In the meantime, the GM at that time and the wife had taken a liking to each other. When the mansion was finished, so was the marriage. The GM and the lady have been together ever since.
One of the most remarkable long staying guests was the founding father of a popular household condiment. So I shall call them Mr. and Mrs. C. Mr. C was at least 85 years old when I met him. He was a pale, frail little man stuck in a wheelchair. Mrs. C fared slightly better as she could walk on her own with a walker. His children didn’t want to put them in a nursing home so he and his wife came to stay at our hotel. They occupied one of the largest suites. A full time nurse stayed in an adjacent room. Their monthly bill was at least $20k.
Three times a day room service was in charge of feeding the old couple. Due to their poor hearing and difficulty in movement, room service had the privilege of going into the room without knocking and set up the table with candles and flowers. This went on for seven days a week as clockwork, despite the hotel occupancy. Like clockwork, Mr. and Mrs. C would always complain about the food. The first complaint was always that the food was not hot enough although we had put in at least three burners in the hot box and the plates were searing hot. The second complaint was that the food was bland, even though the chef had spent hours with both of them and their children to draw up the monthly menu that was healthy and tasty. They were never vicious but they would constantly make these comments to the waiters, managers and even to me. Our sad conclusion was that their palates were so worn from their advanced age that they couldn’t taste or feel the temperature anymore. It was an ironic tragedy for someone who invented a famous condiment to lose the taste-buds.
While room service had their duties, the concierge had a different daily task and that was to wake Mr. C up. Every morning, a bellboy would enter the suite with his master key to deliver the daily newspaper. Mr. C was rather deaf and old folks tend to sleep quite deeply. The only way to awaken Mr. C was to tickle his feet. Bellboys had a set of gloves for that purpose alone as one can imagine what naked feet look or feel like on an octogenarian.
Every holiday the second generation of the condiment empire would converge at our hotel with the entire clan to visit the old couple. They spent a lot of money at the hotel and payment was always prompt. The daily complaints about the food and generic old folks incessant chattering notwithstanding, Mr. and Mrs. C were very easy to take care of. When I heard that Mrs. C eventually passed away I felt genuine grief for Mr. C. It must have been really lonely in that suite all by himself.



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